"Welcome, passengers, I’m Captain Eddy of Eddy’s Creek Cruise. Where you get more bank, for your buck. I’d like you to sit back, relax, and enjoy the soothing sounds of 88 Fingers Eddward!"
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine
They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am
They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am
pro tip: don’t be my friend or else i will become annoyingly clingy and emotionally attached to you and you can’t escape ever
do people really still say me gusta
im pretty sure every single spanish speaking person does